Saturday, July 28, 2007

Nickelodeons "The Naked Brothers Band" Reinvents the Chinese Sweatshop

Nickelodeons "The Naked Brothers Band" Reinvents the Chinese Sweatshop I got fired last week from Nickelodeon's 'The Naked Brothers Band' for standing up against their slave labor practices.  It's actually an industry-wide problem that I've seen many times before, but this was the first time I felt compelled to do something about it.  It's pretty odd for me, but this is the only time I've ever been fired from a job and had family and friends tell me how proud of me they are, although I don't know if I did any good in the long run.  The practice against which I was fighting against still remains, and the people that do it still go unpunished, but at least I didn't just stand idly by and watch it happen this time.  Unfortunately that means I don't have a steady job for the summer, but luckily summer is still the busy season and I'm still getting calls for other jobs.
     The illegal practice to which I'm refering to is that of hiring unpaid "interns" to work for productions, usually smaller independent productions, but sometimes the bigger boys abuse the practice as well.  Sometimes, although rarely, these positions are worked for school credit, but most of the time it's just young kids getting duped into working for free.  I actually don't mind the practice, for the most part.  In fact, one of my first jobs was working three days on a short as a grip for free and I learned more in those three days about the film business than I had learned in all of college.  Unfortunately, though, some unscrupulous employers tend to take advantage of this practice and make their "interns" work for days, weeks, and even months for free, all the while promising them paid work that they may or may not give in the future.  My story is about such an employer.
    All of last summer I worked on the Nickelodeon show 'The Naked Brothers Band'.  I worked in the art department as a PA (Production Assistant), which mainly consisted of driving a cube truck and picking up props, scenery, furniture, etc. and bringing it to and from the stage.  We also had a couple of "interns" with us in the art department that were there every day of the week, and sometimes putting in extra time on the weekends.  One of these "interns" was a great, hardworking, and loyal young Chinese-American kid named Chi.  There was nothing Chi wouldn't do for them, and often if he was sent on a run to go pick something up, you could see him literally running down the street from the stage to go and get it in the sweltering summer heat.  A good bit of the time Chi was put on the truck with me to give me a hand loading and unloading, which is a "luxury" many productions forgo to save a little money (which they've already done by hiring a cheap PA like me instead of a much more expensive teamster like they should).  Chi was invaluable to me most of the time, as I don't think I could have completed all my pick-ups and drop-offs in time, or sometimes at all, without him.  He did this job for a good three to four months without pay, working various odd jobs on the weekend, without a day off, to actually earn money to pay his rent, which, although is less expensive because he lives out in Flushing, Queens, was still his responsibility without aid from rich parents (his family moved to North Carolina from China when he was young and his father owns a deli/grocery there).
    This year I got asked to reprise my job on the show for the second season, and after a few weeks Chi showed up again working in the office and helping me on the truck.  Unfortunately, they told him, because of a lot of the higher-ups getting pay raises, the budget for this year was actually LESS than the first season, so they wouldn't be able to pay him at all this year either.  Many interns at this point would have simply quit, but my friend Chi is hardworking and loyal to a fault, and since our production designer, Ethan Tobman, had got him a handful of jobs  during the past year, he stayed on. 
    I knew that this was wrong and voiced my opinion about it regularly.  I knew he would even be willing to work at half the rate I was getting and still be able to make rent, but they said they didn't have the money for it.  When the accountant, whom I had become friends with the last year, asked me why Chi wasn't getting paid (Chi was well liked by almost all the staff on the show), I told him the whole story and he said he would talk to the producers about getting Chi paid.  In the meantime, I felt obligated to help out Chi, since he helped me out every day, and I gave him twenty bucks out of my check every day he worked.  It wasn't much, but I knew he needed the money, and if they couldn't figure out how to find it in THEIR budget, I would show them how easy it was by taking it out of mine. 
    The final straw came when they made him dye some carpet tiles for the kids bedroom on the show.  The previous year, Chi, along with the other intern at the time, had to work on a weekend and devise a way to dye these tiles for the set, even though it was a task they were untrained for, and probably supposed to be an union job.  During the break from the previous season, many of the tiles for the room had been lost or damaged, so they need to make about 30 more or so.  The other intern from the previous year had long since moved, and Chi was the only person that knew how to dye the tiles and match the color right.  So they set him up in an unventilated room downstairs, to keep him hidden from the union guys, with a couple of hot plate/stove-eye things and a cauldron-like pot of boiling hot water that he had to painfully dip his hands into to rub the dye in because they didn't give him the proper tools needed to do the job, and they put him to work.
    When I walked into that room and saw him rubbing the dye in, only to jerk his hands out of the boiling water and shake them off before the heat got to intense, his hands turning purple and green that would last for the next few days from the dye, my heart sank.  I knew I had to at least get him proper tools, and I knew that this was essentially slave labor.  I did what ever I could.  I brought in one of the union 52 guys to show him our "dirty little secret", our own "Chinese sweatshop", and he told me he'd talk to the union rep about getting him paid.  I showed our office coordinator, Jeremy McGuire, the burns on Chi's hands and he said, in a patronizing way, "Chi, you've got to tell us about this so that we can get you the right tools", obviously only concerned with the potential lawsuit implications.
    Chi finished all the tiles, and nothing happened.  The union guys said they couldn't do anything for him.  The accountant said he had talked to the producers and they were still "looking for the money in the budget".  I was still paying Chi $20 out of my paycheck everyday. They had gotten him to work for them for free, again.  In fact, one day after Chi had helped me out on the truck all day, they told me that he couldn't be in the truck with me "for insurance reasons" even though he had done the same thing the entire previous year, and then they said they would start looking for someone to hire to put on the truck with me.  I asked them why they couldn't just start paying Chi, and they told me because they wanted somebody stronger that wasn't so "clumsy" and wouldn't get hurt, even though he had done the job the entire last year.   And then they needed a few more tiles dyed.
    I told Chi all that they had said, and I told him he should demand to get paid.  It hit him that they simply did not respect him at all and he needed to do something about it.  So, he went into the office and gave them the ultimatum: either they paid him to dye, or he would leave, taking the vital information of how to do it with him.  At first, Jeremy, the office coordinator, told him they would invoice him for it, and we thought we had won a small battle.  He probably wouldn't have asked for much, maybe $100 or so for the job, much less than hiring a union professional.  Just a few hours later, apparently after Jeremy had a talk with our heartless production designer, Ethan Tobman, he was told that there would be no discussion -  he would have to do the entire dye job for free.   He hadn't  been forewarned  to wear the proper clothing for the day, and the tools which Jeremy the office coordinator had seemed SO concerned that he needed for the job were nowhere to be found.  Yet they expected him to do it anyway.  So he walked.  They told him that he needed to tell the other "intern" the formula to get the dye right and he refused.  I was so proud of him for finally standing up to them.  And then they fired me.
    At the end of the day, they called me into the office and told me that "it just wasn't working out".  I asked them why and they said I was being "insubordinate" for telling Chi to stand up for himself and they wouldn't give in to that kind of "bullying".  I asked them how they could be so heartless as to have him work for free in the first place, and Ethan's reply was that he had given Chi other jobs in which he had gotten paid, which supposedly demonstrated his great "concern" and "caring" for another individual's well-being.  I talked to the head producers before leaving, and they promised me to rectify the situation, whether it be getting me and Chi back on the show, or jobs on another show, but I still have yet to hear from them at all.
    If I had it to do over again, I wouldn't change a thing.  Like I said before, it's amazing how much my friends and family have supported my decision, and a few have even said I was their "hero" for standing up for what was right.  It's sad, though, that they simply got away with it, and continue the practice as well.  I can only trust that one day they'll get what they deserve and God and the karma police will come for them.  Until then, I'm still getting calls for other jobs and struggling to pay the rent.  But at least I did the right thing.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Pictures!!!

Pictures!!!

Here are some pics I've been meaning to post up...

This first one is from the set of the film 'Staten Island' when we were filming in a junkyard

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Still from 'Staten Island', we were getting some shots of the Manhattan skyline

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This night we had to re-sink a car.  The first time they filmed it it went to the bottom of the river and got stuck.

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We have strange wildlife run-ins from time to time... Here a random peacock rolled up to a hospital we were filming in and tried to walk through the automatic doors of the emergency room. 

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A little family of geese, with the Intrepid and Manhattan in the background.

 

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Me, Ethan Hawke, and Jeremy Shwartz on the set of 'Staten Island' 

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Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketI don't know if I wrote about this, but I worked three days on a kids video pilot. 

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Brooklyn Bridge and downtown from the water taxi dock in Brooklyn

These two shots were kind-of from a surreal experience.  I was driving around downtown... and came across urban ninjas!!! ...or maybe they were samarais...

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Regardless, pretty strange.  Until next time...

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Naked Brothers and Pothedz Couch - Episode 6 News

Naked Brothers and Pothedz Couch - Episode 6 News

So we officially have recorded Episode 6 of Pothedz Couch!  It took forever to get everybody together to do it, but it finally happened yesterday. Peyton came over and filmed with us until about 2PM, then we shot the rest with some extra characters being played by our friends Leslie Bowen (who we know originally from college) and our neighbor Sam George, with only a little break so that Sam could go downstairs and play a concert in Second Life (check him out if you're in Second Life, his name in SL is Sebastian Jacks).  It looks like its going to be another good one, although this will be the first of our shorter, more internet-geared shows.  Odds are we'll start just making smaller segment clips and put them on the site with a new setup, but who knows.  I have a habit of changing my mind depending on what I have time for and how much funny stuff I come up with. 

Also, once again, I've started back on the Nickelodeon show "The Naked Brothers' Band".  While that means I won't be on any cool movie gigs until October, it also means I have a steady job with good hours until then.  It's on the good end of rates for PAs ($150/day), although not as good as commercials, which are about $200/day or more sometimes, but better than most low budget movies, which are usually around $125-$130/day (sometimes $100/day in the winter).  Also the hours are better than on features, which usually run 12-19 hours a day.  Most days on this are closer to 8-10 hours, which I hear is more common on episodic TV.

Anyway, I've got a little work to do on Episode 6 before it makes it to the site.  I've got to log all the tapes, edit them together, do a few more animated bits, add sound effects and music, film a couple of insert shots,....well, you get the idea.  There's still a little ways to go.  I'll be working on it every chance I get, though, which means nights and weekends now that I'm on a nearly normal person's schedule.  Hopefully it'll be done in a couple of weeks,but don't be surprised if it takes a little longer...

Friday, June 15, 2007

Staten Island and Martha Stewart

Staten Island and Martha Stewart

I just finished working on another indie movie called 'Staten Island' and then I worked a couple of days on Martha Stewart's 'Everyday Food' taking apart the whole kitchen set and moving it up to a storage space in Norwalk, Connecticut. Today I'm working on some kids video pilot that's really low-budget and we're stealing shots all over the city w/out a permit.

The 'Staten Island' movie was an alright shoot.  I only worked the last couple of weeks on it because one of their PAs got in an accident and went to jail because of some outstanding tickets on his license.  It wasn't too bad.  It looks like the story's pretty decent, so it just might get picked up by a distributer.  It stars Ethan Hawke and Vincent D'Onofrio.  I got my picture taken with Ethan Hawke, but I'll have to post it up here later 'cause I'm at work right now and it's on my home computer.

The Martha Stewart gig was a lot of tiring work; moving huge refridgerators, heavy ass set walls, marble countertops and thick tile flooring.  Needless to say, I'm still a little worn out from the last couple of days.  At least the hours were good and the rate was too.

We should be shooting the next episode of Pothedz Couch Monday or Tuesday of next week...(keeping my fingers crossed that nobody ends up having to work those days)  Me and Peyton talked to some lady about the show at this Comedynet place he works now, but she just mainly gave us some "advice" about toning down the weed stuff and not using copyrighted stuff like we've been doing.  I'm not really a fan of 'toning down' and doing things the 'acceptable' way, but who knows...maybe I'll end up having to do it...

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

What I've been up to...Part III

What I've been up to...Part III

So...where was I...

Another movie I worked on was called "The Toe Tactic" that was actually kind-of cool for an indie, but you can never really tell until you see the end product.  It was written/directed by the woman (Emily Hubley) who did the animations in 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch'.  It's 1/3 live-action, 1/3 animation, and 1/3 animation over live-action.  It's kind-of an odd story about these animated dogs playing this weird card game with an animated bird where they watch this girl's real life and every time they see an object in the real world that matches one of the cards they have they hit a bell on the table, an animated sequence starts, and they jump into the real world an alter one thing slighty, then jump back into animated world, all to help the girl deal with the death of her father.(wow. what a long-ass sentence).  You probably wouldn't know any of the real life actors in it, but two of the animated dogs are David Cross (Mr. Show, Arrested Development) and Jane Lynch (the lesbian dog trainer from Best in Show).  Anyway, it should be pretty good, but it may turn out to be very "independent".

One cool thing I worked on was "The Bourne Ultimatum", the third in the Matt Damon/Jason Bourne series.  I only did one or two days, but I got to see a really cool stunt where we had to close down a whole block in Chelsea (which of course really pissed off a bunch of people that we PAs had to deal with).  The basic jist of the scene is that Matt Damon's character at this point in the movie has stolen a cop car and is engaged in a big chase scene where a bunch of other cars are chasing him.  Suddenly a car pulls out of a parking deck, which Matt Damon's car narrowly avoids, but the one of the cars behind him smashes into it, spins it, an it goes slamming into other cars down the street. Awesome, right?  They only did the actual crash twice; the rest of the day was mainly coverage of the scene without the crash, but the rigs they used for the cars were really cool.  One had this go-cart type thing on top of the car Matt Damon was "driving" where the stunt driver sat.  At first, I thought the rig was for the camera, but then I realized the guy on top was DRIVING!. Another one had the go-cart looking thing way in the front of Matt Damon's car, with the camera and a couple of guys right behind him, facing the front of the actual car.  Anyway, it was a pretty cool day of smashing up cars!

Aside from that, I worked a couple of foreign films, one called "The Father Game" by some German guy, and "Restless", which I think was an Israeli film.  Neither one of them was really cool or remarkable in any way...

A couple of weeks ago, I worked the MTV Road Show, which basically was an MTV upfront (upfronts are those things where the network unveils and hypes their new shows for investors and advertisers).  I actually have a camera now, so I'll try to put the pictures I took at it up when I get home (I'm actually at work right now).  That band Gym Class Heroes played for the entertainment (they sing that song that samples that 70's Supertramp song that goes 'Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I've got, ba da ba da da'...).  They also has Three 6 Mafia and those girls form that one show "Taquita and Kaui",as well as the guys from the show 'Human Giant'.  I was gonna get pics with all of them, but I never did find the right opportunity.

This brings me to my current job, the Survivor XIV Fiji Reunion (which I'm sitting at now...wasting time ;).  This is my third year working it, and it's a pretty good gig with some fun people.  Anyway, I guess that gets us all caught up now...

Until next time....

What I've been up to... Part II

What I've been up to... Part II

Ok. Part deux.
So, I also did a few days on Law and Order, the staple for New York TV employment.  Usually, during the winter, shooting on TV and film slows down a lot, but Law and Order is one of the few reliable steady gigs that works through the winter. Luckily, I had a friend working as key PA, so I was able to get hooked up with some work during those cold winter months.  I don't really remember what the episode was about, except that we were outside and they surrounded some house with a bunch of cop cars and then rushed the house and pulled some guy out.

So, I'm actually at work right now, so I'll finish this entry up in a little while...

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

What I've been up to.... Part I

What I've been up to.... Part I Hello again, freinds and fans.  I've actually tried posting a new blog a few different times in the past month, but everytime something has gone horribly wrong (usually on a wireless laptop) and my post has evaporated into the ether... Well, here I go again on an impossible long catch-up attempt that hopefully will reach you instead of dissappearing into the nether regions of computer space:
So...November.  Was that really the last time I wrote something!?  Don't get me wrong, nothing THAT major has happened in the past 6 months to change the course of my life or anything, just a lot of good stories that I'll probably mess up the details on now, if I can remember them at all.  I'm going to attempt to write in this thing more often, but I think I always say that....
Ok.  Let's start where I left off last..."The Accidental Husband".  So, like I said before, it's a romantic comedy with Uma Thurman, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and Colin Firth.  I was mainly working additional days here and there on it, but they had to shut down production last year 'cause Uma broke her wrist.  At first I heard it was because of a accident on set involving a process trailer, but then somebody told me she fell off a ladder at her place in Connecticut.The funny thing was, since I was only working additional days, I found out only later by reading some tabloid magazine that the reason I hadn't heard from them in a while was because Uma had broke her wrist...
Ok. Now in an effort to make sure this posts and doesn't dissappear, I'll get back to you in the next post with part 2....